horsensharry:

Shout out to my ex……..istential crisis

buckyghoul:

When people say they remember their childhood perfectly and not in bits and pieces with mostly a black void of nothingness like me

?? hoW in th e fuk ???

hotboyproblems:

all i want is a pokemon and $100,000

dongstomper:

1984 but big brother is exclusively referred to as onii-chan

moonprincessrae:

rickydiddlyroo:

some middle-aged old man: calls me sweetie, honey, sugar, baby while talking to me

me: 🔪🔪🔪

some nice lady: calls me sweetie, honey, sugar, baby while talking to me

me: 💖💖💖

shittyidea:

Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have

virgoboy:

me @ myself: if you do this incredibly easy task today you won’t have to do it tomorrow

myself @ me: fuck you…

virguin:

i mostly need sleep right after i wake up